Movie Review: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

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The Rise of Cobra is not a good movie. Let’s be clear. The plot relies on coincidences, the dialogue is corny, and the CGI has aged unevenly. However, it is a fun movie. It understands that G.I. Joe is, at its core, about selling toys with a story attached.

"Say what you want about the plot, but the Eiffel Tower scene is pure entertainment!" - ActionFan101