Married Life With A Lamia ((better)) -

: Having a spouse who is essentially a powerful apex predator means your home is incredibly secure. Unique Bonding

Married life with a Lamia is not for the claustrophobic, the faint of heart, or those allergic to shed skin. It requires patience, humor, and a willingness to explain to your boss why there are scale impressions on the office chair you borrowed. married life with a lamia