Soon, he’s leading a pack of misfit vampires: Lola, a punk-rock vampire who only drinks energy drinks; Father Nacho, an ex-priest turned reluctant vampire hunter with a squirt gun full of holy water; and El Jefe, a 500-year-old vamp who just wants to retire and open a nightclub.
Before diving into the blood pool, we must define the parameters. A standard horror film is not enough. A bad film is not enough. For a movie to earn the title of una loca pelicula de vampiros , it must break at least three of the following rules: Una Loca Pelicula de Vampiros
The plot is deceptively simple: A high school boy is caught between a gothic vampire girl (who drinks blood via a retractable wrist scythe) and a mad scientist’s daughter who rebuilds him as a Frankenstein monster. However, the execution is nuclear. Soon, he’s leading a pack of misfit vampires:
Without graphic detail, there is a scene where an elderly infected male, presumably a former doctor, captures a young woman. He retains his medical knowledge but uses it for rape and mutilation. This scene broke test audiences. It is the marriage of intelligence and pure evil—a terrifying update of Count Orlok’s predatory gaze, now armed with anesthesia and scalpels. A bad film is not enough
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So, if you are ready to have your soul briefly dimmed, if you want to see the "craziest vampire movie" that will make you question humanity’s survival instinct, queue up The Sadness . Just don’t say we didn’t warn you. When the credits roll, you will sit in silence. You will blink. And you will whisper to yourself: "That was… una loca pelicula de vampiros."