My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off [hot]

: Jumping into a pool or diving from a platform creates significant downward drag. If your trunks aren't securely fastened, the force of the water can literally pull them down to your ankles or off entirely.

Michael chose to abandon his shorts, wrapping a towel around his waist and leaving the pool area under the guise of a sudden, urgent appointment. "I didn't even look back," he admits. "I felt like a survivor of a war that no one knew was happening." My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

Some might argue that the story is a bit one-dimensional, but the author's execution and delivery make up for it. The brevity of the account only adds to its comedic charm, making it an enjoyable and quick read. : Jumping into a pool or diving from

If your trunks have a string, tie it in a double knot. A "bow" is just a gift-wrap waiting for the ocean to open it. "I didn't even look back," he admits