There is a specific brand of cringe that only a teenager can feel when watching their parent try to flirt. But there is an entirely different, more terrifying beast: watching your mother survive a bad date.
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Suddenly, you’re not just a son or daughter. You’re a confidant, a damage-control specialist, and maybe even a little bit of a dating coach. If Mom just came home from a bad date, here’s how to handle it with grace, humor, and a whole lot of love.
“Mom, you are not a crisis hotline with a dinner menu.”
Pardon me? I used a photo from six months ago where I was smiling. Right now, I was actively scowling. That was the only difference. 🍝 Red Flag #2: The One-Man Show
She will speak in clipped, editorial sentences. Each word is a tiny grenade.