Thefapocalypse [verified]

Use DNS filters (OpenDNS FamilyShield) and accountability software (Covenant Eyes). Make it impossible to access the content without a 30-minute tech hurdle.

The situation is fluid, and the Fapocalypse continues to evolve. Stay informed, and stay prepared. The world is counting on your resilience and cooperation. thefapocalypse

If you are reading this and you recognize the symptoms, the war has already started. The bombs are falling. Your dopamine receptors are the battlefield. Stay informed, and stay prepared

Days 3–7 are hell. You will experience insomnia, irritability, and depression. Strangely, many users report their libido vanishes completely during this first week (called "The Flatline"). You worry you have broken your penis forever. You haven't. This is the brain recalibrating. The bombs are falling

Arthur woke up to a dark screen. He was a moderator for a popular social media site, a job that mostly involved deleting spam and banning bots. He tried to refresh his feed. Nothing loaded. A simple text box appeared in the center of his monitor: