RPG Crotch: We Have No Rice will never be made. It’s too weird, too uncomfortable, too proud of its own ridiculous misery. But in an industry of cozy, friction-free farming sims where every problem is solved by giving someone a daffodil, this imaginary game holds up a muddy mirror.
Every farming game gives you rice. Harvest Moon . Rune Factory . Animal Crossing . Rice is the default neutral grain. It is safe. It is boring. RPG Crotch: We Have No Rice will never be made
Their journey took them to the Crotch of Eridoria, a mystical place where the fabric of reality was thin. It was said that the Crotch held the secrets of the ancient world, and that those who possessed the knowledge and the skill could unlock its power. Eira and her companions arrived at the Crotch, a strange, glowing valley surrounded by towering crystal spires. Every farming game gives you rice
, rice is directly linked to the protagonist's strength. The quality of the harvest determines your stats, meaning a poor crop season literally makes you weaker in combat. Animal Crossing
Eira smiled, knowing that her journey was far from over. She had discovered a new passion, a new way of living, and a new connection to the natural world. She and her companions set out once more, ready to face new challenges and to spread the art of magical farming across the land.