(grumbling) Noise, noise, noise!
(claws over ears) That’s it! I must stop this whole thing from coming! the grinch script
"The Script" was a monstrous, bloated Bash file buried in the root directory of the company’s main application. Legend said a long-departed intern wrote it five years ago. It was supposed to automate the deployment of their software to the cloud. (grumbling) Noise, noise, noise